Gamers have discovered the 9th planet in the solar system.

September 14, 2019-Games JournalismScience

Late last night, the Hubble telescope was being operated by a team of gamers as part of its "Oppressed minorities diversity program" and the team of experts managed to quick scope in on the 9th planet in the solar system.

What few people expected is that the 9th planet from the sun appears to be a limited edition copy of Hideo Kojimas "Death Stranding" approximately 5 times larger than the earth. Although, ever since the release of "Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain", desperate fan "circle jerks" everywhere have been speculating as to if Hideo Kojima would release the ninth planet in the solar system, and it's finally happened.

Artists rendition of "Planet 9"

As we all know, Hideo Kojima is a weird Japanese guy, who's also a "Westernboo", someone who idealizes America in the same way that degenerates here in the U.S. called "Weaboos" idealize Japan. The question here is what kind of impression did the U.S. give Hideo Kojima to make him think this was a good idea? Either way, thousands of Hot Topic shoppers across the globe are celebrating this creative freedom that he achieved by finally leaving the pachinko machine manufacturer "Konami".

Norman Reedus attempting to bring himself to assassinate Hideo Kojima for creating Borderlands 3

While this was one small killstreak for gamers, it was an epic win for gamerkind. Unfortunately the gamers on the hubble telescope passed away shortly after making the discovery due to a lack of oxygen in space.

With their last breath, the brave gamers whispered the name of the planet: "NaM"

Finally, gamers can rise up again and they have a planet to call home.
Thanks to the brave souls that, unfortunately, lost their lives on the way, you shall be remembered as the last NaMers.

— Schmidt (@P___Huhn) September 14, 2019

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