Yes, Master Chief's suit does jerk him off.
Not only does his suit jerk him off, but the resulting liquid is recycled into water, which he drinks.
Respected Games Journalist
2 min read
2021
Dec
7
Top 5 moonmoon powergaming moments in GTA RP
GTA RP is going downhill fast, so we've worked hard to assemble this hitpiece to take down the most ruthless personality in the scene.
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2 min read
2021
May
22
How to criticize GTA RP streamers like a pro
Due to the launch of the Nopixel 3.0 server, we've seen a lot of people try to incorrectly critique the streams of participating users, so we've put together this helpful list of scientifically proven laws on the best ways to critique.
Respected Games Journalist
1 min read
2021
Feb
15
MOONMOONs testicles: Everything you need to know
His "wife" allegedly refused to budge on the topic, even after Moon showed her a Reddit thread on his phone.
Respected Games Journalist
2 min read
2021
Jan
5
